You have Vampiric Blood running through your veins. However, that blood comes from quite a few generations back, so all it really means is that you like eating meat, can’t swim, get mildly annoyed by religious architecture, and get sunburned really easily.
His head between my legs. But he’s not even eating me out. Instead, his cheek is pressed against my thigh and I’m stroking his hair and face gently while he fights off sleep to keep talking to me